“Phone conversation with my mom”
My mom: you keep saying you were ‘delivering coffee’! what happened to your design career!? (My mom has stubbornly refused to understand the concept of me roasting coffee for a living the past 7 years).
Me: I like it mom! It’s what I do! I have Charlotte and Andrew with me in the car! What could be better? /I’m evil! playing with my mom knowing she will never guess who that was, and it WORKED/
My mom: you take your friends with you to deliver your coffee?
Me: nope! Char is my dog! Andrew is Andrew Bird
My mom: you take your dog AND YOUR BRID WITH YOU IN THE CAR?
Me: /trying soooo hard not to kill myself laughing as she will not forgive me/. Yes mom I take The Bird AND the dog :)))!